Roomy backyards are in short supply these days. It seems like most of the new home developments don’t have backyards - they have back hallways -just a narrow strip of grass between the house and a fence. We’re fortunate enough to have a decent size yard right now, but it isn’t being used to it’s fullest potential, so I’ve been thinking about how I’d like to put it to good use. I began looking online for landscaping ideas and became lost in a blissful backyard fantasy.
This is my DREAM yard...
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(Not this big, BUT) Play areas for the kids with playground, in-ground trampoline,sport court and a good stretch of lawn for playing soccer or kickball... |



Square foot garden area, plus grape vines, raspberry bushes, and apple, peach, pear and cherry trees...
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Patio with table, seating, shade, flower pots & jacuzzi... |

- A BBQ Kitchen with a fridge, sink and water fountain,
- A fire pit with built-in surround seating


- A Nice Hen Pen for the Chickens & Compost area that’s hidden away from the house
- Oh yah... and no weeds or pests of any kind. ;D
It was a LOVELY dream... happy sigh.
And then I wake up to the fact that this yard would have to be MASSIVE!!!
And cost a fortune.
And I have the black thumbs of death to all plant life.
And I’m allergic to weeds, so 3 hours of gardening puts me on Benadryl for 3 days.
And I am HORRIBLE at making time for yard work, because I never think about it until Saturday, which is our one day to spend time as a family with Matt, so to heck with yard work!
And I am HORRIBLE at making time for yard work, because I never think about it until Saturday, which is our one day to spend time as a family with Matt, so to heck with yard work!
And yet, the dream still lingers sweetly in the back of my mind... happy sigh.
So if any of you gardening Do-It-Yourselfers would like a work-exchange program with me in which I color-coordinate, categorize and organize your closets, file drawers and storage rooms to perfection, scrub your toilets, mop your floors and prepare your dinner (not necessarily in that order,) then please drop a me a line. ;D












